My Review of "Still Waiting"

Wait a minute. A sequel to the movie that I'll never be drunk enough to watch? When did this slippery little bitch slip past my crapdar? I know that the producers are aiming this at the drunk and stoner crowd but I'd need to asphyxiate myself while injecting grain alcohol directly into my brain stem as I'm snorting Tommy Chong's beard-druff before I'd even be remotely smashed enough to so much as giggle at this cinematic wet fart.

Jim Carroll Is A People Who Died

Jim Carroll 1949 - 2009

Man, It Sure Is Flaming In Southern California Right Now

These wildfires are out of control.

Headed to the Beach!

This is going to be me. Except, you know, I'm a person. And white.

On Finding Love and Maturity

I feel as though every boy walks around incomplete for a good amount of his life. Two-thirds of a pie that shuffles through life seeking the one that can make him whole. Make him feel like a man. And when they do find that somebody, the slice that fills their tin, they know. The feeling snaps over them and they finally see their path and see that the time spent waiting was time needed to learn. And as the relationship gains trust and stability, the rewards become all the more richer. And then one day when she's doing dishes or something, the boy sneaks up behind and whispers seductively into her ear, "I'm RoboCop. Freeze." And then the two of them take it down to BOOMTOWN.

MY SEX TAPE LEAKED!!!!!

OMG! I am SOOOO embarrassed!



via Anne Altman

How Could I Just Now Find Out This Exists????

This Wine Tasted Adorbz...

I'm Buying A Car

I know that it's risky to be spending a lot of money in this economy and people don't really drive all that much in this city but I just couldn't pass this sweet baby up.



I've named her Shirley.